Competitive Soul Pillows

"I wonder what kind of sick bastard designed this course."

"Did you win your squash game?"

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Third Place Blues

Fun with Ned-Ball.

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

"Our sunset is WAY better."

'...I was aced, defaced, disgraced and replaced.'

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

"Make him throw me something I can hit."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The Salesman

Ratminton

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'It's baseball season!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Gloat

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"I love fast break business success."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."