Competitive Spirit Seeker Pillows

John McEnroe

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Professional cyclist exhausted with syringes sticking out of him chasing money dangled infront of him

'I'm not sure that this degree of competition is entirely healthy.'

'What will it take for you to win...?' 'A nine iron to Tiger Woods' other knee...'

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'

Frankenstein stands on his head at yoga class.

"Is there one for sportsmanship?"

He was competitive, but not in a good way.

"Yes, it is an impressive collection. I was just wondering if you have any trophies which aren't from your Mum."

'Ouch! I thought this was supposed to be 'softball'?'

'Sorry, Hon, but he started bouncing trivia off me, I bouncrd back, and one thing led to another.'

'They may own the podium, but it appears to be in a low rent district.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

10 K Tail-Chase

Monica Seles

Ratminton

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The Salesman

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Gloat

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.