Competitive Souls Gifts

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

Warning: This team might at any moment disintegrate into name-calling, back-biting and dissension - fan discretion is advised.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

Monica Seles

10 K Tail-Chase

Ratminton

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

The First Annual Game Show Week.

The Salesman

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'He was a great writer'

Gloat

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"I love fast break business success."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Snail Racing