Sporty Soul Mugs

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Cheerleaders

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Good arm."

'It's baseball season!'

'With a five day week I golfed and fished. On a four day week I took up bowling and with a three day week I started skiing. Gentlemen, I'm too tired for a two day week.'

"Okay, okay. I surrender. I want to negotiate a peace and quiet treaty!"

Zorbing

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Cat Tie

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

Shoe repair

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Face painting - children have no faces

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Snowballs!