Saintly Sportsman Gifts

Halo Frisbee.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Golfing Bishop.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Next World Tours

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

'Mother will catch you!'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

The weight of winning gold.

"Relax, I grade on the curve."

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

Bernard Hinault

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, open sesame!"

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

"The lost password department's that way."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Making Things Pleasant.

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

Born to play ball.

"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

Men shooting both claim the same bird