Saintly Sportsman Gifts

Halo Frisbee.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Golfing Bishop.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Next World Tours

'Mother will catch you!'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

"Relax, I grade on the curve."

The weight of winning gold.

Bernard Hinault

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, open sesame!"

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

"The lost password department's that way."

Born to play ball.

Making Things Pleasant.

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

Men shooting both claim the same bird