Saintly Surfer Gifts

Roman Catholics have launched a search for a Patron Saint of the Internet.

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"I don't know who you are!"

Halo Frisbee.

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How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Next World Tours

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Gracebook.

Screenior citizen

"That's just the meds kicking in."

"The lost password department's that way."

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

Moving Van.

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

'Is the thrill worth the chance of wiping out and getting (shudder) wet?'

"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."

Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.

Basketball Halo

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

'He googles you. That's how God knows everything about you.'

'Click on the icon.'

Things to do in the area.

Latte Day Saints

'In my fantasy retirement league, I'm having a great time.'

"You'll soon get used to it, being deceased is fun."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.