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'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"I don't know who you are!"

Halo Frisbee.

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How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

Next World Tours

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Screenior citizen

"The lost password department's that way."

"That's just the meds kicking in."

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

Moving Van.

'Is the thrill worth the chance of wiping out and getting (shudder) wet?'

"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."

Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

Basketball Halo

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

"You'll soon get used to it, being deceased is fun."

'In my fantasy retirement league, I'm having a great time.'

'Click on the icon.'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.

Surf's up!