Saintly Sippers T-Shirts

"Only St. Bernards are allowed in."

Latte Day Saints

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"I forget to drink."

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

Fallen Angel.

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

Happy hour.

"The 'Ex' huh?"

'Boozer's Week.'

'Oh alright then, just to the top"

Bach Doubles

Paradise: Collection of wine

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

Nappy Hour 2-3.

"It has a nice, divine quality without being overly liturgical."

Beethoven's 10th

"For those of you visiting our church for the first time just raise your hand and our ushers will refresh your coffee."

Old man with straw in gin.

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

"My low consumer confidence notwithstanding I'll have a double."