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"For those of you visiting our church for the first time just raise your hand and our ushers will refresh your coffee."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"I forget to drink."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

Fallen Angel.

'Boozer's Week.'

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

'Oh alright then, just to the top"

Tired and Lazy

Bach Doubles

Scariest Tactics

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

"It has a nice, divine quality without being overly liturgical."

'What did we do before green tea?'

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

Old man with straw in gin.

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

A snifter for Santa.