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'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'At the doubles bar.'

'Oh alright then, just to the top"

"My low consumer confidence notwithstanding I'll have a double."

Fallen Angel.

A snifter for Santa.

'He's invented a new cocktail, trouble is he can't get as far as the patent office.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Bach Doubles

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"I forget to drink."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Liquidity Lunch

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

"Sipsies?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'Boozer's Week.'