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Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Paradise: Collection of wine

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

We'll have Manhattans...

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"I forget to drink."

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

A very fine vintage

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"Wine not?"

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

Fallen Angel.

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

'Boozer's Week.'

'Oh alright then, just to the top"

Scariest Tactics

Bach Doubles

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."

"It says here that having a glass of wine is good for you."

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

Old man with straw in gin.