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"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Scariest Tactics

Drinker.

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

We'll have Manhattans...

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"I forget to drink."

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Liquidity Lunch

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Velvety. And so was the wine.

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"Wine not?"

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Fallen Angel.