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"It's the right drink in the right place at the right time."

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

Man: 'See Wendy?! I told you my dad's homemade Vodka would put hair on your chest!'

"I'm on the whisky diet - I've lost 3 days already..."

Holistic Alcohol Consumption

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

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Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"I forget to drink."

'You can't come in here with that.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Your husband says BOO!"

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."