Scent Sampler T-Shirts

"Something to make her forget that I forgot her birthday!"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

Old Book Smell

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'I must smell more.'

Excess

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'What's that your wearing?'

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

"That shampoo was delicious!"

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

'He'll like this perfume. It has that new car smell.'

Covid - Comfort Candles

'Do you have something that will make my husband smell like someone other than my husband?'