Scent Sampler Pillows

"Something to make her forget that I forgot her birthday!"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Excess

'I must smell more.'

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

'What's that your wearing?'

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

"That shampoo was delicious!"

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'He'll like this perfume. It has that new car smell.'

'So, if I don't get laid this weekend can I have a refund?'

Covid - Comfort Candles

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies