Scent Sniffers Pillows

"This one might suit you. It's called Oldie But Goodie."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Canine Scentipede

'Have you no common scents?!'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Do you smell something?"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Pheromones.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

'I must smell more.'

Excess

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"What pheromone are you using?"

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'