Cigar Sampler Pillows

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Sir Winston Churchill

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

Sinking Sand

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Devil Smokes Cigar

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"I don't understand it - no matter how much I drink coffee, play on my phone, refresh my e-mail, look up things online, go to the kitchen for snacks, message my friends, scroll through Twitter, and play with the cats, I still can't get any writing done."

Man's dentures hold cigar.

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

Smoking in office cubicles.

Fidel Castro as a lifeguard.

"Ralph said he'd give up cigars if I gave up Prince Charles and Di."

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

No smoking, except celebratory cigars.

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

Winston Churchill.

"Hey, Pal, … I paid good money for these pollution credits."

"The doctor needs a spice sample."

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

'Smoking section, please.'

"SHEESH. What will it be like when I'm eighty?!"