Scent Explorer Pillows

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

'I must smell more.'

This article says odors are powerful triggers that can evoke pleasant memories. They create a sense of "nose-talgia"!

Bio Lab. You crossed a stink bug with a segmented worm? What do you call it? A "scentipede"!

"I'm new in town. What stinks?"

'Is it just me or does it smell like bone in here?'

'Your husband will love this after shave... It's jasmine, musk and just a hint of barbecue sauce.'

New Car Smell Perfume

'What are these coloured squares on the menu?' - 'Scratch and sniff.'

'He doesn't do the sounds, he does the smells.'

"It's the Facebook of scentual media."

"The deodorant spray makes me smell funny."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Canine Scentipede

'Have you no common scents?!'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Aromatherapy for Men

"Do you smell something?"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.