Scent Collector T-Shirts

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Punt Cake

Canine Scentipede

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Old Spice

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

"Hoarder."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

Old Book Smell

The Houseplant Cemetery.

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."