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This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Some scents are nonsense.

Old Spice

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

Flower sniffer

"What pheromone are you using?"

'This is where I keep my gum.'

Excess

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

"It's for the woman who has everything except a man who knows what she wants."

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

'Do you have anything that reeks of power?'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

'This one will bring him to his knees. And this one will start the proposal.'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Does she like to smell strange?"

"He'll definitely notice this one madam, especially if you leave the receipt where he can find it."

"And what few emissions it has are scented with an intoxicating blend of verbena, bergamot and lilac."

"Look! He's found my scent!"