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This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Some scents are nonsense.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Old Spice

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

Old Book Smell

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

The Houseplant Cemetery.

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Flower sniffer

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

Excess

'This is where I keep my gum.'

"It's for the woman who has everything except a man who knows what she wants."

"What pheromone are you using?"

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

'This one will bring him to his knees. And this one will start the proposal.'

"Does she like to smell strange?"

'Do you have anything that reeks of power?'

Canal No. 5: Vagrance

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'