Collecting Perfume T-Shirts

'It's wha-at all we cool guys wear - steak sauce.'

'A cheeky red?'

Wine Lady

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Some scents are nonsense.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

true love.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Wino Appreciation Group

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

The Stages of Wine