Collecting Scents T-Shirts

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Some scents are nonsense.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Old Spice

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

The Angel's Share

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Flower sniffer

"It's for the woman who has everything except a man who knows what she wants."

Excess

"What pheromone are you using?"

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'

'This one will bring him to his knees. And this one will start the proposal.'

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

Hell's Bells Whisky

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

"Look! He's found my scent!"

"Your perfume is driving me crazy. It smells like truffles."

"He'll definitely notice this one madam, especially if you leave the receipt where he can find it."

Daylight saving

'It was a personality clash form the very beginning. My perfume versus his after shave!'

"Wait, are you wearing my Hermes 24 Faubourg."