Fragrance Collecting T-Shirts

"This air freshener refill...you want Stock Market Spring, Dividend Delight, or Eau De Profits Parfum?"

'Here's one that will drive your husband nuts! Ninety eight bucks a bottle.'

Man Attracted to Perfume Counter Assistant

'Got anything that will attract at least one of the two sexes?'

"Do you have anything that reeks of power?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Some scents are nonsense.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Old Spice

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

Old Book Smell

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

The Angel's Share

Flower sniffer

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"It's for the woman who has everything except a man who knows what she wants."

Excess

"What pheromone are you using?"

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'

'This one will bring him to his knees. And this one will start the proposal.'

Hell's Bells Whisky

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'