Fragrance Collecting Gifts

"This air freshener refill...you want Stock Market Spring, Dividend Delight, or Eau De Profits Parfum?"

'Here's one that will drive your husband nuts! Ninety eight bucks a bottle.'

Man Attracted to Perfume Counter Assistant

'Got anything that will attract at least one of the two sexes?'

"Do you have anything that reeks of power?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Some scents are nonsense.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Old Spice

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

The Angel's Share

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Flower sniffer

"What pheromone are you using?"

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

Excess

"It's for the woman who has everything except a man who knows what she wants."

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

'Do you have anything that reeks of power?'

'This one will bring him to his knees. And this one will start the proposal.'

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'