Scent Collection Gifts

"Wait, are you wearing my Hermes 24 Faubourg."

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Some scents are nonsense.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

Old Book Smell

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

Flower sniffer

"It's for the woman who has everything except a man who knows what she wants."

Excess

"What pheromone are you using?"

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

'This one will bring him to his knees. And this one will start the proposal.'

Canal No. 5: Vagrance

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"He'll definitely notice this one madam, especially if you leave the receipt where he can find it."

"Look! He's found my scent!"

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

At the animal perfume fair.

'It was a personality clash form the very beginning. My perfume versus his after shave!'

'Do you have any of the perfume that makes me look like Angelina Jolie?'