Scent Collectors Gifts

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Some scents are nonsense.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Old Spice

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

Flower sniffer

"It's for the woman who has everything except a man who knows what she wants."

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

"What pheromone are you using?"

Excess

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

'This one will bring him to his knees. And this one will start the proposal.'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

"Look! He's found my scent!"

"He'll definitely notice this one madam, especially if you leave the receipt where he can find it."

"Wait, are you wearing my Hermes 24 Faubourg."

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh venison?'

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

'It was a personality clash form the very beginning. My perfume versus his after shave!'

'I'm not happy with my 'honey and lilac' shampoo.'