Collecting Scents Gifts

Old Book Smell

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Some scents are nonsense.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Old Spice

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

The Angel's Share

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

Flower sniffer

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

"What pheromone are you using?"

"It's for the woman who has everything except a man who knows what she wants."

Excess

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

'This one will bring him to his knees. And this one will start the proposal.'

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

Canal No. 5: Vagrance

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

Hell's Bells Whisky

"He'll definitely notice this one madam, especially if you leave the receipt where he can find it."

"Look! He's found my scent!"

"Your perfume is driving me crazy. It smells like truffles."

'It was a personality clash form the very beginning. My perfume versus his after shave!'

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