Collecting Perfumes Gifts

'Have you got something that smells like a skateboard?'

'Do you sell cologne in bulk?'

"I'm sorry Madam, but you knew this perfume was dangerous when you brought it"

New celebrity perfume - 'It smells of money.'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"He's that lottery winner I was telling you about."

'That perfume you're wearing smells funny. I love it!'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

"Have you got something that smells like a barmaids apron?"

"Your husband loves this one."

Of course, in a pinch, it can also be used as a hand sanitizer.

Wine Lady

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Some scents are nonsense.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

Old Book Smell

Jane Krakowski

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Wine: New & Old!!!

The Angel's Share

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."