Collecting Perfumes Gifts

'Have you got something that smells like a skateboard?'

'Do you sell cologne in bulk?'

"I'm sorry Madam, but you knew this perfume was dangerous when you brought it"

New celebrity perfume - 'It smells of money.'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"He's that lottery winner I was telling you about."

'That perfume you're wearing smells funny. I love it!'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

"Have you got something that smells like a barmaids apron?"

"Your husband loves this one."

Of course, in a pinch, it can also be used as a hand sanitizer.

Wine Lady

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Some scents are nonsense.

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Wine: New & Old!!!

Jane Krakowski

The Angel's Share

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

Overpowering perfume

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'