Perfume Collecting Gifts

Perfume Counter

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"It may be expensive for fragrance, but it's cheap for aromatherapy."

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

'I find wealth impresses the Ladies. Try this it smells of Petrol.'

"Look! He's found my scent!"

Flower sniffer

"I'm afraid your celebrity perfume hasn't been selling very well."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"You're lucky. The last thing Ned bought like that was 'doe-in-rut' scented."

Some scents are nonsense.

'Do you have anything geared for a speedy proposal?'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Maybe something a little less potent.'

'If you want to attract men, try this - It's made from beer.'

'That's perfect.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

He'll love this cologne. It smells like tickets to a sporting event.

"Do you have Eau De Rumen?"

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

"It's for the woman who has everything except a man who knows what she wants."

Excess

"Complicity for Republicans. Impotence for Democrats."

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

"I'll take three dozen bottles."

"It smells like old money."

"Do you have something that says, 'Quit stalking me'?"

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'