Collecting Fragrances Gifts

Caution: This vehicle makes fragrant stops.

"My husband is a stock broker; do you have anything that smells like 'old money'?"

Iowa: the new fragrance

"Do you have anything that says 'I love you, but only because you live in a sanctuary city'?"

"What is that lovely fragrance you're wearing, Penelope?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'A cheeky red?'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Wine Lady

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Some scents are nonsense.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

true love.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Wino Appreciation Group

Old Book Smell

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."