Collecting Scented Candles Gifts

"Got anything that smells like victory?"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Punt Cake

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Some scents are nonsense.

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"Hoarder."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Old Book Smell

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"It's marzipan pigs."

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Flower sniffer

"It's for the woman who has everything except a man who knows what she wants."

Excess

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

Candlelight

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

A drum covered in candles

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"