Candle Collector Gifts

'The five candles represent his mental age.'

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

There comes a point when having a candle for every year of your life is a bad idea.

"Hoarder."

"There was no way I could fit that many candles on the cake, so I just set it on fire."

You know you're getting older when there are more candles on your cake than calories in it!

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

After a lifetime of shaking Christmas gifts, Katie became an inevitable airport security officer.

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"The good news is your surgery went fine. The bad news is we left a candle inside you."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Birthday candle escape

Candlelight

Candlelight carol

Old man celebrates his birthday.

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"I'm going to close my eyes and count to three. When I open them, ten of those candles better be gone."

"OMG, Stuart! Are you trying to set the house on fire?!"

Punt Cake

How Aging Affects Candles. . .

"They're either trying to celebrate my birthday or kill me."

"I'm making a candlewick spread, so how do I get the wicks out?"

2022 Holiday Scents

'This is a stick-up.'

'I'm going out tonight!'

'It's not the amount of wax I'm producing that bothers me, it's the wicks.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'Put some puff into it Smithers! And don't forget my birthday wish this year!'

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Candle Portraits.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'