Candle Collecting Gifts

In case of blackout break the glass

Bed, Bath & The Beyond

Since my electricity was shut off I've had time to read some educational books. Knowledge might be power, but it's not the kind that turns the lights on.

"School just started...and Baldo's already asking for help."

"My brother likes to party. He's a wild fire."

'This is what happens when you try to blow out that many candles.'

Russell and Jennifer celebrate their 5th wedding anniversary with a lovely candle-lit dinner.

Before Electric Fences

A drum covered in candles

"Look! Isn't that your old flame from high school?"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Punt Cake

Candle Portraits.

Love is in the air...

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"Hoarder."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Angel playing music

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell