Candle Making Gifts

Love is in the air...

"Maybe you need a longer match?"

A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J

"Your candle has gone out."

Mechanic's Aroma Therapy

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

Candle Portraits.

"I'm at my wick's end with you!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Punt Cake

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"Hoarder."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Candlelight

Candle Size

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'