Candle Maker Gifts

Frank's Butcher Shop. Ernie's Bakery. Starbux Coffee. It hasn't been the same since the candlestick maker went out of business.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Punt Cake

Candle Portraits.

Love is in the air...

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"Hoarder."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

Candle Size

Candles on Drum

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

Candlelight

"Your candle has gone out."