Candle Maker Extraordinaire Gifts

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Hildegard von Bingen

Candle Portraits.

Love is in the air...

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Hoarder."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

Candle Moment

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

Candles on Drum

"Your candle has gone out."

Candle Size

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

Man lighting ceiling candle

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'