Candle Maker Extraordinaire Prints

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Hildegard von Bingen

Candle Portraits.

Love is in the air...

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Hoarder."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

Candle Moment

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Your candle has gone out."

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

Candles on Drum

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

Candle Size

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

A drum covered in candles

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.