Candlemaker's Muse Gifts

"We tried lighting the candles but the heat kept driving us back"

Candle Portraits.

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Irvine Welsh

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Woody Allen

Candle Size

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.

Candles on Drum

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

"Your candle has gone out."

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.

A drum covered in candles

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'

Unfinished Furniture.

The Invention of the Tea Light

'That burning sensation is just a nasty case of hemorrhoidal flare-up.'

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

Writer's Block

Happy Holidays: Peace children.

Man missing giant shoe, which has been set up as a house.

In the bleak midwinter