Inventor's Muse Gifts

'How do you know man invented the wheel? Maybe it was woman!'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

Lumiere brothers caricature

Henry Fox Talbot

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

Irvine Welsh

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

Woody Allen

"Cool... I've invented the belt!!"

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

'Isn't it great?!'

"The applications are limitless."

"I call it a 'portable fire-stick'."

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

I'm just amazed at the difference in you since you started dating Picasso!

Unfinished Furniture.

Helio-Bot

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

'Oh, I should have warned you -- it's an interactive invention.'

John Logie Baird - The inventor of Teddy

Man missing giant shoe, which has been set up as a house.

'We've done it Igor! We've invented a one man focus group!'