Designer's Muse Gifts

Snowflake Design Dept. Making every snowflake unique is too hard --- Couldn't we just issue limited editions?

Empty box of ideas

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Cartoonist thinking'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

A Salmon Lie

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

Woody Allen

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

'This is an unpretentious little wine. Unlike the artist.'

Brancusi.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

I'm just amazed at the difference in you since you started dating Picasso!

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

"By the authority vested in me by Bloomingdale's, how may I help you?"

Free Thinking.