Painters' Muse Gifts

'Maybe we should try it without the smile.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Cartoonist thinking'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Irvine Welsh

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

A Night In the Art Gallery

"The last doggy bag."

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

A Salmon Lie

Woody Allen

Abstract portrait art.

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

'It was one of the great notes and was played by Beethoven and Lennon.'

"Oh, so the big famous painter doesn't have time to visit his mother and paint her portrait, is that it?"

Man: 'Hey WOW, it's true! Her eyes DO follow you around the room!'

"I love what you do with low-hanging fruit!"

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

'This is an unpretentious little wine. Unlike the artist.'

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."

Monet. Do they have paintings by other artists? Of course, Monet isn't everything!

I'm just amazed at the difference in you since you started dating Picasso!

Brancusi.

A man looking at art in a gallery notices a box hidden in a dark corner labeled "Remainders".

Unfinished Furniture.

Now class

Hungry For Art.

Pierre Bonnard.

Man missing giant shoe, which has been set up as a house.

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'