Painters' Muse Gifts

'Maybe we should try it without the smile.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Cartoonist thinking'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

"The last doggy bag."

A Night In the Art Gallery

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

A Salmon Lie

Man: 'Hey WOW, it's true! Her eyes DO follow you around the room!'

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

'It was one of the great notes and was played by Beethoven and Lennon.'

Abstract portrait art.

"I love what you do with low-hanging fruit!"

'This is an unpretentious little wine. Unlike the artist.'

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."

A man looking at art in a gallery notices a box hidden in a dark corner labeled "Remainders".

Now class

Hungry For Art.

Pierre Bonnard.

Unfinished Furniture.

I'm just amazed at the difference in you since you started dating Picasso!

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'