Painter At Heart Gifts

'I can't seem to get started. I must have, 'Artist's block'!'

'It works out at about a billion dollars a kilo.'

"Oh, so the big famous painter doesn't have time to visit his mother and paint her portrait, is that it?"

The Art Student.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Jack of all trades

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

The Artist

The DaVinci Code

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Painting clouds

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

(Camel paintings)

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Painting the Ceiling

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Horti-Culture

Use your imagination.

Distractions Of The Great

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"