Artiste At Heart Gifts

An artist unsure of what to do with his paintings

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Children's imagination

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Lovers dressed as pears

'Sheep striptease'.

'It's a sprained ankle again. Why are you always slipping on banana peels?'

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

Magicians monkey.

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

Accountant sings the blues

'This is an unpretentious little wine. Unlike the artist.'

Painting Music

Clown school

"On the downstairs freezer, you can view some of my earlier work."

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

Orchestra playing.

"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)

"I have reason to believe that you are the notorious 'graffiti granny'.."

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"

Stiltwalker's shoes.

When artists have day jobs.