Artiste At Heart Pillows

An artist unsure of what to do with his paintings

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Children's imagination

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

'Sheep striptease'.

Lovers dressed as pears

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

'It's a sprained ankle again. Why are you always slipping on banana peels?'

Henry Miller.

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

"Oh, so the big famous painter doesn't have time to visit his mother and paint her portrait, is that it?"

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

Magicians monkey.

Accountant sings the blues

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."

'This is an unpretentious little wine. Unlike the artist.'

Painting Music

"On the downstairs freezer, you can view some of my earlier work."

Clown school

Madonna

That was finch on trills, sparrow on chirps, chickadee on cheeps, and I'm nuthatch on whistles - Good night, everyone, you've been great!

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

'It always looks that way. I'm cartoonist.'

Orchestra playing.

When artists have day jobs.

"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)

Stiltwalker's shoes.

"I have reason to believe that you are the notorious 'graffiti granny'.."

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"