Artsy Entertainer Pillows

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Gustav Holst

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

'Don't you ever knock?'

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

Pottery Slam

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Roller Coasters

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Painting Music

"I would've started my novel by now, but I've been to busy suffering!"

A cocktail in a tuba

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

Tom Waits.

"Would you like to see my one-woman show about the specials?"

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

'Abstract painting.'

Pollution Free Cocktail Cabinet

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

Ventriloquists dummy

Flamo the Fire Eater offering light to female bar patron