Artsy Entertainer Mugs

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Gustav Holst

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Off Off Off Off Broadway

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'Don't you ever knock?'

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

Roller Coasters

Pottery Slam

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Medusa's baby picture

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Painting Music

'Abstract painting.'

"I would've started my novel by now, but I've been to busy suffering!"

A cocktail in a tuba

Tom Waits.

Adult Magician

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

"Would you like to see my one-woman show about the specials?"

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

Pollution Free Cocktail Cabinet

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

Flamo the Fire Eater offering light to female bar patron