Imaginative Entertainer Mugs

"I don't think air guitar counts."

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

'Don't you ever knock?'

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

Pottery Slam

Wow. You're amazing!

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

Roller Coasters

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

Air Sitar.

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

'Nice Touch!'

Tom Waits.

Adult Magician

A cocktail in a tuba

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

"Would you like to see my one-woman show about the specials?"

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

Pollution Free Cocktail Cabinet

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

Home Video

"No, actually the viola is played more like this."

Ventriloquists dummy

Flamo the Fire Eater offering light to female bar patron

Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'

'When the alarm clock went off this morning, he said 'I'll drink to that.''