Imaginative Entertainer Pillows

"I don't think air guitar counts."

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'Don't you ever knock?'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

Roller Coasters

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

Pottery Slam

Wow. You're amazing!

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

Air Sitar.

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Tom Waits.

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

"Would you like to see my one-woman show about the specials?"

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

'Nice Touch!'

A cocktail in a tuba

Pollution Free Cocktail Cabinet

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

Home Video

Ventriloquists dummy

Flamo the Fire Eater offering light to female bar patron

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

"No, actually the viola is played more like this."

Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'

"We outsourced our joyless TV dinners to a delightful couple from next door."

'When the alarm clock went off this morning, he said 'I'll drink to that.''

The Imperfect Hostess