Artistic Entertainer Pillows

Pottery Slam

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Extreme miming"

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'He does.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Clown Wife

'Send in the Clones.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"What's your occupation?"

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Children's Entertainer

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Clown walks balloon dog

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Raging Bull on Ice

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

'Seriously folks...'