Artistic Entertainer Mugs

Pottery Slam

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Extreme miming"

'He does.'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Send in the Clones.'

"What's your occupation?"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Clown Wife

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

Children's Entertainer

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Dog Birthdays

Clown walks balloon dog

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Clown walking his balloon dog.

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

Raging Bull on Ice